The Ratchelor: A Rat Dating Sim

Hempleton, my soulmate, my dearest star in the sky,

I would steal cheese from the moon for you
and dine on berries—straw and rasp
beneath the curtain of heaven
Hempleton

I ACCDIENTLY CLICKED THE BIG BROWN RAT GRRR

NOO IM FULL ON SOBBING, FIRST I HAD TO VOTE BETWEEN EGG SALAD, ONE EAR AND 100% REAL RAT AND THEN I SADLY HAD TO ABANDON REAL RAT BC I FORGOT I LOVED HIM MY POOR CHILD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT

why are rats better then people

Ode was the best rat ever!!! They had so much style, I wish I was Ode

This is so creative. I never knew I needed this but this was great. I played it in my computer class and I didn't even get caught, and if I did I think the teacher would have joined in cuz this game is so amazing. 10/10 the personalities each of them have are just incredible. Super cute short silly game it was a blast to play this! 

I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ODE AND EGG SALADDDD I HAD TO PICK EGGSALAD BUT ODEEEE🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

great game

shitting myself i love these rats so much. i had to choose between hemp-whats-his-name and manelo and chose manelo

How was i supposed to choose between Manalo and One-Eared jerio ;-;

i wish i could love them both

I ended up picking bear but it was SO SAD

This game was supposed to be a joke, but now I'm crying because I had to pick between Manalo and Eggbert. WHY DO I LOVE THEM???

this is very interesting I LOVE RATS

I love how the endings include some LGBTQ+ people and not everyone had a bad ending, and everyone ended up getting a lover.

This is so beautiful. I've never watched the Bachelor. Egg Salad was the coolest. I'm going to force everyone I know to play this game.

this game is the best thing that I've ever experienced

a truly life changing play through

I have no words that can describe this game. Honestly a life changing experience. 

i love you

my friend made me play this game and I honestly glad she did cuz this game is so silly

This was beautiful I was very hung up between Ode and EggSalad but im glad EggSalad found another love in the end 

i love these rats 

felt real betrayed when Arealrat lied that he wasnt in my favorite movie 

FREE RAT!11!!!11111!!!11

The cutest thing I've played and completely loved I recorded my playthrough may post it <3 all love to the creator(s).

Loved Slim Jim, my kin

Loved it

this is the game of a time, edit: i been trying to get bear and migg to date and it finally happened god speed bear... god speed

so romantic

i almost cried loosing eggsalad but me and gerott are cheesy soulmates

awwww eggsalad my love!!!!!

i love playing dating sims im aroace so I'm just sitting here laughing to myself like a weird lil guy

This game faced me with the hardest decision of my life

I LOVE GEROTT 

interesting

wow j'adore! mon cherie <33

Excellent game

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS GAME, IVE PLAYED MORE THAN 10 TIMES

i want to play the Ratchlorete now.