The Ratchelor: A Rat Dating Sim

yall are sleeping on manelo..

HIBERDEAN AND SLIM JIM MY BELOVEDS

hempleton has my heart hes so sweet and omg

ahhh!! I fall in love with Odé every time!! Same Odé, same.

bro that was good.  i sat there for 5 minutes choosing between slim jim and eggsalad (eggsalad was chosen in the end. i love him)

Spent 1 hours and 40 minutes on this, dating everyone. Eggsalad and Hiberdean are my faves! I hope I'm a professional now- It did glitch out between the curtain and choosing your own icon at one point so i had to exit but it really doesn't matter and after 21 playthroughs I recommend it. Not for all the 20 rats (and the others, i love you guys) maybe tho-

really nice

o my gosh!! jerio and reggie-231 actually got together in the end!! what a plot twist!!!!  i dated real rat, because i found him(???) really relatble, because i am also a real rat (as you can see from my user name). i was actually pretty bummed that real rat was three geckos in a sheet. but more is better ig. anyways, i also really liked bear, i thought he was funny lol. anyways me + the real rats(???) are getting matching tattoos so i gotta go.

on a scale of bongwater to rat, i would give this amazing game a full nutella toast!!

I LOVE THIS GAMEE UUHGHRUGRUGHAEIHGJKDJ

slim Jim ily you’re so sparkly

I LOVE YOU EGGSALAD

I HEART GEROTT MY LOVE FOREVR

i love manelo and if u hate him ima bout to square up with u

eggsalad is who I want in a man

Hiperdean, i deticate this song to you, the love of my life;

mlop mleep blep bloop ssep sop so plop, 

sapel sel blop moop blep se sop de bop

not enough manelo appreciation

egg salad my beloved

i appreciate egg salad a little to much .

when i played with my frends in a discord vc i got them to choose their rats -- one friend chose a real rat and the other chose ode or something while i lived happily with eggsalad. speedrunning rat scrunklies real!

I went with Hempleton my first time around.

i love you eggsalad..

Hempleton, my soulmate, my dearest star in the sky,

I would steal cheese from the moon for you
and dine on berries—straw and rasp
beneath the curtain of heaven
Hempleton

I ACCDIENTLY CLICKED THE BIG BROWN RAT GRRR

NOO IM FULL ON SOBBING, FIRST I HAD TO VOTE BETWEEN EGG SALAD, ONE EAR AND 100% REAL RAT AND THEN I SADLY HAD TO ABANDON REAL RAT BC I FORGOT I LOVED HIM MY POOR CHILD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT

why are rats better then people

Ode was the best rat ever!!! They had so much style, I wish I was Ode

"Yuck"

This is so creative. I never knew I needed this but this was great. I played it in my computer class and I didn't even get caught, and if I did I think the teacher would have joined in cuz this game is so amazing. 10/10 the personalities each of them have are just incredible. Super cute short silly game it was a blast to play this! 

I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ODE AND EGG SALADDDD I HAD TO PICK EGGSALAD BUT ODEEEE🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

great game

shitting myself i love these rats so much. i had to choose between hemp-whats-his-name and manelo and chose manelo

How was i supposed to choose between Manalo and One-Eared jerio ;-;

i wish i could love them both

I ended up picking bear but it was SO SAD

This game was supposed to be a joke, but now I'm crying because I had to pick between Manalo and Eggbert. WHY DO I LOVE THEM???

this is very interesting I LOVE RATS

I love how the endings include some LGBTQ+ people and not everyone had a bad ending, and everyone ended up getting a lover.

This is so beautiful. I've never watched the Bachelor. Egg Salad was the coolest. I'm going to force everyone I know to play this game.